It's amazing the things you find in your room after cleaning it out 5 times in the past two months.
'Specially since it was 'bout 8 months since the last good cleaning.
I'm a guy, go figure.

Among the things found were old slowjam mixtapes I put together growing up in the 90's.
Full of songs that remind me of what I had and have now.
Songs I identify with.
Used to bug me, not anymore.
That's a good thing right?

But there is one song in particular that gets me teary-eyed.
An "I miss you" song.
Not one for Sandee, but for my mother.
From the context of the song, a mother that passed away.
Still haven't figured out why it bugs me so much.
My grandmother's gotten through the breast cancer ordeal fine and my mother's alive and kicking.
Albeit w/ diabetes and high blood pressure.
Don't know why that song fills me up w/ sorrow to the point of the Denzel Washington one-tear status in Glory for a good half second until the other tear duct feels jealous and decides to join in.

How does he do that?
And why is that the only song that makes me sad right now?
Why'd YOU vote for Schwarzeneger?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

Good questions.
Any answers?

-He's too too crazy.
-'Cuz the death of either one of them would constitute rock bottom for me.
I don't want to hit rock bottom right now.
-I didn't vote for him.
-Depends on the surface area of the person licking and their technique.
I imagine that Gene Simmons or a pornstar that specializes in oral scenes would be able to reach it faster than me.

There are probably better answers out there.

The Random Quote:
"If you can dodge an STD, you can dodge a dodgeball." - Anonymous